Onion and Courgette not-so-pie-like Pie

Well I'm posting on Saturday this week instead of Friday. Mostly because I've been battling a silly Autumn-cold for a while now and yesterday I just felt totally rubbish! I woke up with the worst headache in the world, which is never a good start to the day, spent the morning coughing up my lungs, and then decided I couldn't stand it any more and drugged myself up with all the flu-related medication I had at hand. This consequently sent me into a zombie-like state of something between consciousness and an acid trip. And I was still in a bad mood. So truly, had I chosen yesterday to tell you about my kitchen adventures, all you would have got was an incoherent stream of negativity (more so than usual). 

But today I am feeling much better! So here is my "pie":

So this is the Bajan version of pie that is explained here. So no pastry in this one. But looks good, eh? That is bubbling, crispy, delicious cheese on the top there. Mmm!

Actually, this really didn't come out how I wanted it to, but it was tasty anyway. Here is a semblance of a recipe.

One courgette, grated

One and a half large onions, roughly chopped

A big knob of butter

Equal amount of flour

Milk

Lots of grated cheese

An egg

Salt

Pepper

Garlic powder/salt

Cayenne

The first thing to do is grate the courgette. I use the medium size holes on the box grater but its really up to you what size you want it to be. Once it is grated, put it into a colander and cover it generously with salt. Let that sit for about half an hour and then press out any extra water you can by pressing down on it with a kitchen towel. This is to help draw out the water. Courgette will spring a lot of liquid in the oven and that would make the pie really runny, which is not a good thing. 

Then chop up your onions. Again, size isn't important. Cook these on a low heat with a bit of butter just until they are soft and white. You don't want them caramelised, and remember they will cook more in the oven. 

Now you have to make a roux. This is actually a lot easier than it is often made out to be. Melt a big knob of butter on the hob at medium heat. Then add an equal volume of flour to butter. Stir this in until the flour is dissolved in the butter and you've got a paste. Then turn the heat to low and add some milk. Stir continuously making sure that the paste is combined completely with the milk. When it starts to bubble, turn the heat off. Keep stirring until the sauce thickens. This can take a while but I promise it will thicken so just be patient. At this point add a bit of black pepper, garlic powder, and cayenne pepper. You can add a bit more salt but be stingy because remember the courgette is already doused in it.

Beat an egg and add a drop of milk just to make the texture a bit smoother. Make sure the white sauce has cooled a bit, to almost room temperature. If it's too hot it will scramble the egg and that's just gross. Stir in the beaten egg, and half of the cheese. Seriously, put as much cheese as you want. Put a lot if you like cheese, and whole lot if you love cheese. If you don't like cheese at all, see a therapist. 

Then dump in the courgette and onion and give it a mix. Pour the whole mixture into a buttered baking dish and cover with lots more grated cheese. Again, the more the merrier. 

Put this is an oven at about 180C or 350F for around 15 mins or until all the cheese on top is melted. Then put it under the grill/ broiler for 5 more mins to crisp up that topping!

This is how mine came out:

Yeah, doesn't look so appetising, does it? But it was YUM, I promise. Really my problem was that my ratio of sauce to veg was wrong. I needed more veg, less sauce, for it to be a bit sturdier. The egg helps with getting a good texture, too. 

Cultural Conundrum of Pie

Pie = Delicious, Right? I love pie. And I love to say that I love pie because it could mean totally different things depending on what country I'm in. 

When the Brits say pie this is what they're talking about:

Hairy Bikers' Steak and Ale Pie

Or some variation on this; steak pie, pork pie, fish pie, whatever! Essentially, a yummy savoury filling covered in yummy buttery pastry. I love pie! Nom nom nom.

But ask the Americans for some pie and this is what you'll get:

Shop.Cook.Make. Apple Pie

Good Ole American Apple Pie! or Cherry Pie or Pecan Pie or Pumpkin Pie or French Silk Chocolate Pie... and now I'm drooling. So yes, the key ingredient in American pies is sugar. Drop a sweet seasonal filling on a crispy pastry crust and you've got yourself a pie. I love pie!

But should you land your two feet in Barbados, stumble into a rum shop and order some pie, this is what you'll be served:

Proper Bajan Macaroni Pie

No pastry, no crust, just mouthfuls of starchy, cheesey bliss! This is the definition of PIE in our homeland: a brick composed of some long macaroni and a mob-a-ton of cheese. There are some other ingredients too; here's a recipe. I love pie!

Macaroni Pie is indeed our holy grail of all things pie. But we also do corn pie, yam pie, sweet potato pie... A pie is anything starchy, covered in some kind of white sauce and/or cheese, and baked in the oven. These are all standard side dishes in any meal. 

My mother is naturally one of the best cooks I know (aren't all Mums?). But Macaroni Pie isn't her speciality. Instead she does an Onion Pie. This isn't really keeping in tradition with real Bajan pies as being super-starchy. But it is a hell of a lot closer to Bajan than the Brit or Yank versions. It is the same concept as a Macaroni Pie but the onions replace the pasta. I LOVE onions and I LOVE this pie. 

I've recently tried a variation on Mum's Onion Pie. Thus was born: Onion-Courgette not-so-pie-like Pie. Photos, recipe, and war-stories from the kitchen to come...

If you want recipes for the pies on this page you can find the Brit one here, the American one here, and the Bajan one here. Now you're craving pie aren't you?

What to Read this Week

This is an attempt to instate a weekly post. It is a list of random things on the internet I’ve read or watched this week. Some of them are serious, some of them are not. My mood tends to vary over the week and this macafouchette of articles and videos is the result.
Here is this week's list:

1.) Stop Coddling the Super Rich
Many of you have probably read this already. It was trending on Twitter and popping up all over Facebook. But just in case you haven't seen this, I'm drawing it to your attention. It's an op-ed in the New York Times written by Warren Buffett. Essentially he argues that America's financial problems could in part be solved by increasing taxes on the richest parts of the population. In my opinion, this is the kind of common sense that would make the world a better place. 

2.) What Google Didn’t Buy
Ok, enough with the serious. Time for some fun. The folks at Google have a lot of money and can buy just about anything. But they are missing out on some true joys in life. My personal favourite: an in-house cheese cave.

Mmmm... cheeeessee

3.) Post Conflict Potter
This didn't actually come out this week but I want to include it anyway. If you're not into Harry Potter this may not interest you. But if you are it is kind of cool. It is a real life foreign policy analysis of the fictional world of Magic. Personally, I really hated that final chapter where we look 19 years into the future and see a world that doesn't look any different. For me, this article was a better look into the future of Harry's life. It talks about the politics of the magical world in a post-war era. It's a little bit lefty but, c'mon, so is Harry. Anyway, give it a read!

4.) Jeremy Gilley
This is actually a video of a speech given by Jeremy Gilley, the founder of Peace One Day. If you've not heard of it, you can find out more here. He talks about how he started out his organisation and the ups and downs that got him to where he is today. He's a cool, well-spoken guy with an inspiring story.

5.) Beer Billboard Casts Long Shadow 
If you are like me, a sucker for super-cool advertising, this amazing artwork is really going to make you crave a Newcastle Brown Ale. I don’t even like beer. But I would drink one because of this.

6.) A veryimportant speech about social media 

This is a speech by the US Chief of Naval Operations. It is a bit long-winded and I’m going to admit that I haven’t read the whole thing. But the message is an important one: stop seeing social media as a security risk and start seeing it as a tool to engage more dynamically with an “audience of audiences”. If you use Facebook/Twitter/Google+ (and let’s face it, you DO!) and you’ve ever worried about how your profile affects your professional life, then this speech reminds you that your online life is not a professional liability but a very important tool.

7.) You LOL you Lose!

Another great advertising campaign/ fun way to waste time when you should be working/studying/exercising. Warning: might induce cravings for unhealthy dairy products. 

Happy Reading!